The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!