the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die but once

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the ability to see into the past

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!