The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!