The power to see through a hole

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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A healing punch

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Immunity to medication

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!