the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to get really mad.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to not have a power

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to see through my eye lids

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!