The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to sneeze scissors

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to read your own mind.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!