The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!