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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!