The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to get STD's

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!