The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!