The power to have a power

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to do nothing

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!