The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!