The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to die at will.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Endless falling....

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!