The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!