the power to see through glass

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!