The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to fart mace

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!