The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to have a power

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to not have a power

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to do nothing

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!