The power to have a power

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to not have a power

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The power to do nothing

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!