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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!