The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!