the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to die

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!