The power to get rid of feminism

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!