The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to die

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Power to always have exact change.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!