The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to get STD's

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!