the power of being cut off mid senta

thumb_up thumb_down +149

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The power to imagine a new colour

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The ability to fart inwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to spell backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to turn into a baby randomly

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to make doors disappear at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the power of mind controlling...yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!