The power of love

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to have a power.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to shit liquidly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!