The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to pee standing up

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!