The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!