The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to bleed

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!