The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to be phone

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power of exact change

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of love

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!