The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Really bendy thumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!