the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Find Waldo

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!