The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to bleed

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to eat waffles

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to have a power.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!