The power of love

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to be invisible, but only at night

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to pick thing up with your feet

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to eat air with your lungs

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

The power to talk to talking animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +196

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +184

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

thumb_up thumb_down +174

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

thumb_up thumb_down +166

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +160

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!