the power to send future you crazy

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to have a power.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to snore.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be phone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!