The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to snore.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power of exact change

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!