- Pointless Super Powers

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

Find Waldo

The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to have a black president

The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

The power to look through glass.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to see the future but through a straw.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to bleed

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

the power to eat waffles

i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!