the power to lose your power at will

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of love

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to liquify yourself.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!