The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!