The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to snore.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to shower naked.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!