the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to exist

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The power to spell backwards.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!