The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to exist

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to fart in colour

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!