The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to see the present.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!