The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to move 7% faster.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to exist

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to fart in colour

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!