The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to be a human

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to see the present.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!