The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!