The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to die at will.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!