the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to eat your own face.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!