The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!