the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to annoy people

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!